If you're a farmer who's having problems then follow these instructions.
Steal a doll from a child and take it to the center of your land. Set the doll on fire and when the flames die out, bury it on that spot.
Things will change overnight. Your crops will thrive. Your personal problems will disappear.
You'll receive unexpected gifts.
There will be no bad luck in your life. Nothing terrible will happen to you.
For seven years.